Back in the USSR
melissa | 17 | baltimore | on the left ----the important things: lil wayne | marie antoinette | nicki minaj | red hot chili peppers | drake | sarcasm | one direction | life ---- i'll follow you back unless your blog's full of weed, porn, miley cyrus, hipsters or anything racist, sexist, homophobic or hateful. simple enough right?



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h0odrich:

mom: where are you going its almost midnight

me: out

galifianafuck:

if there is actually going to be a zombie apocalypse i will:

  • take car
  • go to mum’s
  • kill phil
  • grab liz
  • go to the winchester
  • have a nice cold pint  
  • and wait for all this to blow over

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